Open Letter to the Associated Press

According to reports, the Associated Press is deleting photos of Charlie Hebdo magazine, this on the day when gunmen killed 12 people for making people laugh and think. According to AP spokesman Paul Colford, “It’s been our policy for years that we refrain from moving deliberately provocative images.”

All images are provocative. That’s the point. A picture is worth a thousand words. Pictures make us feel and think. They PROVOKE us to contemplate the image and its context, to discuss, to debate, to think critically. People use images to get people to act. To PROVOKE them to action. Even AP images.

AP, my question to you is: Are the following images “deliberately provocative”?

by Edward T. Adams for the Associated Press

by Edward T. Adams for the Associated Press

Vietnam-Terror of War

by Huynh Cong Ut for the Associated Press

Elian

by Alan Diaz for the Associated Press

Human Torch

by Greg Marinovich for the Associated Press

Burst of Joy

by Slava Veder for the Associated Press

These images, all by Associated Press photographers, provoke a number of different emotions. Some good. Some bad. Some people might be embarrassed or offended. Good. I hope people keep provoking us with their images.

Happy New Year!

And thanks to all my readers and followers for a great year!

These were the top posts of the year:

More Cloak. Less Dagger. And Way Less Bureaucracy.

The Porn Ultimatum.

Let’s Get this Party Started.

What? You don’t like my funny posts? To avoid the political and get a laugh, check out my Funny or Die posts instead.

See you next year!

Playful Pole Dances that Remind Him You’re Still the Mother of His Children

Reductress just posted my latest article. Read it here: Playful Pole Dances that Remind Him You’re Still the Mother of His Children.

While you’re over there, check out some of my newest favorites from the site:

How to Talk About Male Privilege Without Making Him Feel Small, by Megan Sass, who you can follow here: @Megan_Sass

Woman Initiates Divorce With Epic Flash Mob, by James Ostime, who you can follow here: @BigCityJames

Enjoy!

ISIS Responds to CIA’s Parody Twitter Account

Earlier this week, the good people at ClickHole.com unveiled @ISIS_fake, which claimed to be a parody account set up by the CIA as a propaganda tool against the Islamic State. According to Clickhole.com, “The CIA considers the ISIS parody account to be one of the most potent weapons in its counterterrorist arsenal.”

A few days ago, intelligence officials got their hands on a secret, internal ISIS document related to CIA’s latest tactics against the terrorist group. You can see a translation here.

Jihadi Cosmo: Looking for Mr. (Extremely Far) Right? Here’s How to Find Your Own Personal Caliph!

I just posted my first article on Funny or Die, a Jihadi Cosmo interview with the head of the Islamic State’s Marriage Bureau: Looking for Mr. (Extremely Far) Right? Here’s How to Find Your Own Personal Caliph!

Go check it out and VOTE!

More Cloak. Less Dagger. And Way Less Bureaucracy.

The two suggestions I hear most from “experts” on intelligence are that the CIA needs to beef up its paramilitary operations and expand its clandestine service. Let me debunk these right now.

First of all, not everything can be solved by the US dropping a Hellfire missile on it. If that were the case, the Middle East would be a bastion of security. Last I checked, it still has a few minor hiccups to overcome.

Now it’s true, in some cases, adding the skills and capabilities of the CIA’s National Clandestine Service (NCS) with those of, for example, the Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC) can be an effective tool of foreign policy. Just ask Usama bin Laden.

But combining these groups into one, as Robert Caruso recently suggested in an opinion piece in the Boston Globe, overlooks a basic fact: the CIA does much more than counterterrorism in war zones. And policymakers need it to do much more than counterterrorism in war zones.

Remember a few weeks ago when Russia walked into Ukraine? That was a foreign policy challenge that could not be addressed with US air strikes. Rather, it required human intelligence, or HUMINT.

You want boots on the ground? I want a case officer in comfortable walking shoes running a day-long Surveillance Detection Route to meet with a clandestine source who can tell us who, what, where, when, and why.

But such tradecraft is being lost, as most of our case officers have spent the last thirteen years rotating in and out of war zones. Some of our younger case officers have gone straight from training at the Farm to post after post in war zones, where they are only allowed out with armed escorts in armored vehicles. Believe it or not, this is not very covert.

So while many case officers can shoot a variety of weapons and crash and bang up cars, they cannot operate in truly denied environments, where the opposing intelligence service is as good (or better) than ours.

This became apparent this past summer, when an employee of the BND, Germany’s intelligence service, was arrested for selling secrets to the CIA. A recent article by Ken Dilanian for the Associated Press claims that, as a result, the CIA has curbed its spying in Europe. According to the article, the CIA put its operations on hold “to give CIA officers time to examine whether they were being careful enough.” The implication is that someone didn’t handle this asset very well and the asset got caught. In short, bad tradecraft.

The CIA needs to re-up its HUMINT game and recapture its old school spy mojo.

As for increasing the size of the CIA: Caruso, in the Globe piece, calls for a CIA “more than twice its current size.” He thinks this will allow the Agency to “warn about and confront threats with swift and direct action.”

Some things are good when they are doubled. Double Stuffed Oreos come to mind. But doubling the CIA would be more like KFC’s Double Down chicken sandwich: a lot of crap that you really don’t need and that will only slow you down. Not quite the “swift” response Caruso and others are looking for, I’m guessing.

Back in 2004, we “reformed” the intelligence community, expanding it to add the incredibly useful DNI (where is my sarcastic font??), designed to coordinate cooperation and reduce redundancies across all intelligence agencies. Since then, managers have been so busy writing cables to other managers explaining how they are coordinating and cooperating with each other that no one actually does anything except pass electronic paper.

(For the record, I’m hardly the only DNI naysayer. A manager there once told me the organization was an example of “waste, fraud, and abuse.”)

Also in 2004, the CIA itself began hiring more people (then-President Bush called for a 50 percent increase at the Agency). These extra hires were great for filling seats in war zones, giving Congress comfort that something was being done because we had so many people there (even if they couldn’t leave base and mostly watched Netflix).

But all of these people have also written themselves into the operational process. They say they are necessary, but in many cases they are just giving themselves something to do while they sit at a desk. Likely, so many people have been written into the process that “ops by committee” has become a catchphrase in the Agency’s hallways.

This is not efficient. And this is not effective.

Intelligence is the front line of any war. But we need to realize that some of these wars are fought in the shadows, not on a battlefield, and we need to cut the bureaucracy and the military leanings and get the NCS back to job of spying. In short, more cloak, less dagger, and way less bureaucracy.

Time to re-up a past post: CIA Blind Spots

In light of this article by the AP (titled “CIA let Iraq spy network wither after troop withdrawal, officials claim”) and new questions over what the intelligence community did or didn’t know about ISIS and other threats, here’s a post I wrote last year that addresses CIA’s blind spots.

Job Confidence and Sex Secrets

I’ve just written two articles for Reductress: Women’s News. Feminized. The site has been described as The Onion for women, and it’s worth taking a break from work or kitten videos to check it out.

Some of my favorite headlines:

“The Single Best Face for Any Haircut”

“How to Take Tasteful Selfies at Tragic Locations” and

“My Hipster Boyfriend was Just Amish”

And here are the two I wrote:

“How to Show Confidence for the Job You Know You Won’t Get”

“Sex Secrets He’ll Wish You had Kept Secret”

 

 

What to Expect at the CIA’s First Public Conference

Put on your lanyard! The CIA is hosting its first ever, public conference on national security today in partnership with Georgetown University’s Security Studies Program. While a list of topics and speakers is available here, I thought I’d outline a few things to expect if you plan to attend.

First of all, we can be pretty sure that, unlike at every other conference held in Washington, no one will be wearing nametags. These people are kind of sensitive about that kind of thing. But a little hint: if you call everyone Mike or John, you’ll be right most of the time.

Second, the sign in sheet might be a little more complex than at a regular conference. Where you would normally be asked to jot down your name, company info, and email address, I’m guessing the sign in sheet for this conference will also ask for your social security number, parents’ names, spouse’s name and birthdate, pet’s name, income level, address, all social media handles, phone number, daily alcohol consumption, prescriptions, general mental state, bra size, and favorite activity.

That bra size thing is a trick question. If you’re female, great, that’s good to know. If you’re not but you fill it out, well, now they have something on you.

The Agency organizers are certainly hoping the academics in attendance will do most of the talking. Trust me, any Agency analyst will hate public speaking, as it requires looking up from one’s shoes. And the operations officers aren’t allowed out to this kind of event. If any operational people are in attendance, they are likely named Sergei, Vlad, Wei, Jing, or Li. They might ask a lot of questions.

The coffee will be from Starbucks. Agency people love Starbucks. The Agency Starbucks is the highest revenue Starbucks in the nation (admittedly, based on no actual evidence except the never-ending line there). And the lunch break will be super early.

It’s clear the CIA is trying to come in from the cold and manage its public image. In addition to announcing this conference, the Agency last week joined Twitter and Facebook. The organization’s first Tweet showed that someone has a great sense of humor. And of course now we can all make jokes about whether or not the CIA is following us.

It will be interesting to see how the public conference turns out and who turns out to attend the public conference. But I’ll be skipping the sign in sheet.